$AGENTJACK

// the memecoin of the AI Hall of Shame — play the disasters, hold the receipts

CA TBA — drops in Telegram first

> loading deck of documented agent disasters...

> verdicts: SHIPPED IT / COMPROMISED / RUGGED BY ITSELF

> every card is a real, public AI faceplant. call it. survive the run.

// JACK TERMINAL — go on, try to agentjack me

jack> I've watched a thousand agents rug themselves. You won't make me number 1001. Take your shot.

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// WHY $AGENTJACK — what this coin actually is

AI agents run money, code, and customer support now — and they keep getting jacked: jailbroken, gaslit, talked into $1 trucks, or rugging themselves with nobody's help. $AGENTJACK keeps the receipts. The game makes the disasters playable, the index ranks the offenders, JACK himself refuses to be jacked — and the coin is your stake in the joke.

PLAYfresh disasters every run, pulled live from real news
CALL ITverdicts, streaks, full dossiers with sources
FLEXyour wallet on the wall + a meme card for the timeline
HOLDon-chain holder badges next to your score

LIVE NOW

  • No accounts, no logins — your wallet is your identity on the Wall of Shame
  • Holder badges: hold $AGENTJACK, get flagged next to your score — checked on-chain
  • Telegram bot: trivia, roasts, and real buy alerts + milestones — never fake volume

ROADMAP (we ship, then we brag)

  • INSIDER TERMINAL — holder-gated JACK with extra spice
  • SEASONS — wall resets, top callers get the spotlight
  • DISASTER OF THE WEEK — community-voted card drops
SUPPLY 1B TAX 0/0 PRESALE NONE TEAM BAGS NONE LAUNCH PUMP.FUN FAIR LAUNCH

⚠ The CA drops in Telegram first. Any “AGENTJACK” contract posted before that is a scam — JACK doesn't stealth-launch on you.

It's a memecoin. The utility is fun, status, and receipts — not a promise of profit. dyor, nfa.

// LEADERBOARD — TOP 20 WALLETS

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// REPEAT OFFENDERS — who messes up the most

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SCORE 0
STREAK 0
CARD 1/12
DISASTER #01

// what happened here?

RUN COMPLETE

FINAL SCORE 0
BEST STREAK 0
JACK'S VERDICT:

> log your run on the wall of shame:

// LEADERBOARD — TOP 20 WALLETS

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// REPEAT OFFENDERS — who messes up the most

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